Miss Wilkes

Don't Bother (Two Stars)

WHEN SWIPING RIGHT GOES WRONG ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: James Schroeder 2019 If you’re a fan of the Lifetime channel, you will...

BOOBS, BUTTS, AND BABES ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: Amy Holden Jones 1982 Forget nerdy teens fighting off serial killers at prom or...

AN OWL USES HIS JAZZ HANDS TO COMMIT MURDER ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Directed by Michael Soavi 1987 I have a large list of potentially...

A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN NAVIGATES HER GRIEF AND FINDS LOVE AGAIN. AND THERE'S A SHARK. ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: Joseph Sargent 1987...

BEHOLD! THE KAREN OF HORROR! ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: Armand Weston 1981 For every Laurie Strode or Ripley, there’s an overly...

A REALLY GOOD ARGUMENT FOR THE CHILD-FREE MOVEMENT ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: Sean MacGregor, David Sheldon 1974 Children as killers...

LUPITA IS NOT GOING TO LET DEMONIC DEVELOPERS TAKE AWAY HER BINGO NIGHT ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: Gigi Saul Guerrero 2021 As a...

COWPOKE BROTHERS FIND THEMSELVES IN A WITCHY SITUATION ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: Aaron B. Koontz 2020 There’s a moment in The Pale...

NEVER WAS THERE A STORY OF MORE WOE, THAN THIS OF A HIPSTER AND HER ROMEO ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: Matt Reeves 2008 I‘ve ripped on...

YO HO, HO, HUM ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: John Carpenter 1980 We know giant monsters don’t rise from oceans and we know dead people...

A WOLF GIRL DESTINED FOR GREATNESS FALLS IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: Katja von Garnier 2007 Vivian has a secret:...

NUNS ON AN ISLAND ARE UP TO NO GOOD ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: Mariano Baino 1993 A beautiful woman named Elizabeth (Louise Salter)...