Miss Wilkes

Horror Movie Reviews

Nicolina Torres wrote and published horror movie reviews under the pseudonym Miss Wilkes for years. She loves gimmicky horror or 80s horror, the kind where the story takes place in a ski lodge / high school / mall / gym / furniture store etc. She also likes good-bad schlock, hidden treasures, classics. Basically, she'll watch anything from Argento to Zaat.

Though Miss Wilkes is now retired from writing reviews, she has hundreds in her archives that will eventually be posted here. She does not give permission to any organization or company to use her writing on this website (nicolinatorres.com) to train A.I. models.

Miss Wilkes' Ratings

★★★★★ (A Must-See)

★★★★☆ (Worth the Watch)

★★★☆☆ (Good for One Viewing)

★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother)

★☆☆☆☆ (Kill It With Fire)

TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN ★★★★★ (A Must-See) Director: David Lynch 2017 The scariest thing I have ever seen is the end of the Twin Peaks...

NICOLE

WHEN SWIPING RIGHT GOES WRONG ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: James Schroeder 2019 If you’re a fan of the Lifetime channel, you will...

THE BEACH HOUSE

A COLLEGE STUDENT USES HER WITS TO SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE ★★★★☆ (Worth the Watch) Director: Jeff Brown 2019 I'm very picky about modern...

LAKE PLACID

A GROUP OF MEN WOULD RATHER GET EATEN BY A GIANT CROCODILE THAN SPEND ONE MORE DAY IN THE WOODS WITH BRIDGET FONDA ★★★☆☆ (Good for One...

FEEDERS 2: SLAY BELLS

ALIENS COME HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS ★☆☆☆☆ (Kill It With Fire) Director: John Polonia, Mark Polonia 1998 A computerized dinner plate...

BODOM

THE STANDARD "KILLER IN THE WOODS" STORY TURNS INTO SOMETHING SO MUCH MORE ★★★★☆ (Worth the Watch) Director: Taneli Mustonen 2016 At what...

SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE

BOOBS, BUTTS, AND BABES ★★☆☆☆ (Don’t Bother) Director: Amy Holden Jones 1982 Forget nerdy teens fighting off serial killers at prom or...

NOPE

A HUMBLE HORSE TRAINER TAKES ON AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL ★★★★★ (A Must-See) Director: Jordan Peele 2022 Having just lost his elderly father in...

THE HORROR AT PARTY BEACH

A SEA MONSTER SLAUGHTERS TO THE SOUNDS OF A SWINGIN' BEACH PARTY ★★★★☆ (Worth the Watch) Director: Del Tenney 1964 When The Horror of...

MIDNIGHT MASS

THE NEW PRIEST OF A DYING SEASIDE TOWN COMES BEARING MORE THAN JUST MIRACLES ★★★★★ (A Must-See) Director: Mike Flanagan 2021 It is very...

FUNGICIDE

MAN-EATING MUSHROOM MONSTERS BATTLE VACATIONERS IN THE WOODS ★★★☆☆ (Good for One Viewing) Director: Dave Wascavage 2002 Like it or not,...

MAUSOLEUM

DEMON POSSESSION HAS NEVER BEEN SO BORING ★☆☆☆☆ (Kill It With Fire) Director: Michael Dugan 1983 Someone worked hard on the monster...

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